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Liberals for Ron Paul, and Mittens Steps in it Again

Part One: Why This Godless Soshulist is Voting for Ron Paul In your correspondent’s relatively brief life as a registered voter I have been a Republican, a Democrat, and unaffiliated. As someone who...

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Five Things We Learned from the Iowa Caucuses

This fills me with a nameless dread. Greetings Libtards and Wingnutz, Are you totally fucking stoked for the 2012 election cycle?? Your correspondent can’t wait to find out which morally defective Real...

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Handicapping the 2012 South Carolina Sons of the Confederacy Grits-eating...

Down with the Eagle, and Up with the Cross! Hooray hooray, for it is Fri-day, and tomorrow the enlightened voters of the least enthusiastic member of our United States get to weigh in on which man...

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A Confidential Communication from Party Headquarters

MEMORANDUM To: Agent Mittens; Agent Cracker From: Agent Snowball (First Among Equals) Regarding: The Inexorable Forward March of the Socialist International COMINTERN HQ has watched with great...

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Handicapping the 2012 Miss Teen Intellectually Handicapped Florida Talent Show

Happy Monday, you no-talent ass clowns. Tomorrow, the Republican Party’s long, slow death march makes a stop in Florida, a state where even the relatively intelligent voters can’t fill out a ballot...

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Previewing the Arizona and Michigan GOP Student Council Elections

The editors of this influential periodical treat the democratic process with all of the respect that it deserves. Which is to say, very little. Apparently the low-information voters of the Hate State...

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How Not to Pander to Rednecks, by Mittens Romney

Oh Happy Wednesday, sluts! The Ongoing Embarrassment to America, a/k/a the 2012 Grand Old Party presidential nomination battle, became yet more interesting as the presumptive nominee Willard Mittens...

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3/21 Nerd Links of the Day

Oh to-day is a most heady day. Indeed, maybe the headiest of days! Sir Timothy of Thiebaut has been commanded by God (John Elway) to preach His word in Noo Joisey, the armpit of America and a...

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Morning Wood: NFL Opening Weekend

Well, friends, football is back. Some of us (me) were absolute gluttons for it yesterday on the couch, drinking up each game as if we were thirsty and wandering through the desert, and football was our...

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A Counterpoint to High-Minded Objections to Voting for Obama

Yesterday, I spent hours and hours trying to reconcile figures in a series of spreadsheets. It was every bit as fun as it sounds. This is an annual exercise that wouldn’t happen in an organization with...

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